-=Catwoman gets 0% on RT... Prediction Comes True=

[Dildo]

Hi,
www.rottentomatoes.com/m/catwoman/
After the disappointment of I, Robot getting half-decent reviews, I was afraid my shitty-movie-meter was off. Mind you, this is not the full amount of reviews yet, but I think this is probably an inclination of the overall picture.

Well, I'm back with a vengeance, baby! I predicted Catwoman would be the worst movie all year, and it looks like I wasn't far off . I heard a lot of people walked out on the free preview screenings .
Thanks,
Manga

[Wazzdakka]

I, too, predicted this movie would blow ass.. but not as much as this. Walking out of the free screening? Good lord... Hopefully this'll knock Berry off that 10 foot horse she's been riding since she won that award (oscar? academy? I don't keep up with that shit.) That woman has to be the most overrated actress in Hollywood next to Julia Roberts. I've never thought she was all that great.. her performance in X-men is sub par at best. Sorry, Ms. Berry, you're better left seen and not heard.

[Jester]

Yeah, you're right, it's gonna suck. But Halle has such incandescent lipstick! I cannot look away!

But never fear! I will be going to the sneek preview of Harold and Kumar go to White Castle on Saturn's Day, and all will be well.

[McMMMNNNMMM]

Jester, you little bastardo...

How do you folks get free screenings anyways??

[Lieutenant Colonel Thanatos]

Ah, whitecastle, the Midwest's dirty little secret. Such a plug for white castle there.

[Jester]

An old college chum owns a small theater, so I sometimes get to see new movies. But HaKgtWC has a nation-wide sneak prewiew this weekend.