Hey Hellfury, who do I bribe?

[Nick Papageorgio (Gaaargh)]

At LAX.

My Mum, and her cousin are going to visit said cousin's daughter in Australia.

They're flying from Toronto to Brisbane, with 2 hours in LA while changing planes.

They are both smokers, and would like to find a way to quickly get to outdoors so they can have a smoke or two, before getting on the 2nd plane.

They aren't fast or nimble, the cousin will be in a wheelchair, and it'll likely be my mum pushing it slowly.

I figured with your airport background you might know the employee to approach, and how much to offer.

[Hellfury]

Well, anyone that works near the entrances through security will know the quickest routes.

I dont have much experience with LAX though, but from memory it is at least as large as MSP was. Which is to say, not small at all.

If they are lucky, their gate will be close to baggage claim and they can jump out for a quick one before their flight.

I'm afraid that unless you work at the airport and security sees you all the time, that the wait in line wont get any shorter.

Just tell them to make sure to talk to security nicely and return back through the entrance they exited from. It will help expedite it a little at least.

Mar 22, 2013 20:07:22 GMT -5 Nick Papageorgio (Gaaargh) said:

At LAX.

My Mum, and her cousin are going to visit said cousin's daughter in Australia.

They're flying from Toronto to Brisbane, with 2 hours in LA while changing planes.

They are both smokers, and would like to find a way to quickly get to outdoors so they can have a smoke or two, before getting on the 2nd plane.

They aren't fast or nimble, the cousin will be in a wheelchair, and it'll likely be my mum pushing it slowly.

I figured with your airport background you might know the employee to approach, and how much to offer.